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Kaladriel Breaks up with Maria The Fire Mage on Teras – Ut Oh

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Looking for love in all the wrong places? Behind the bench near the statue on Teras, a rejection letter of sorts was found that reads, ‘Dear Maria, the Fire Mage: The fact that you find it amusing to spray my brains all over the volcano does not change the fact that you and I are not, and never will be, a thing. I know this breaks your heart, but I thought you were better than this. Grow up. Dwarves and evil fire creatures cannot even have children together! -Love, Kaladriel’