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No snakes, no oils, just 100% pure Retser went into Teaser #41: a runestaff. Wait, two of them. One with acid and knowledge, the other is McSteamy …

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Category: World Events, Festivals, and Storylines
Topic: The Great Auction of 5116

Date: 12/13/2016 04:20 PM CST
From: GS4-RETSER
Subj: Come and buy my magnificent snake oil! (THE GREATER RUNESTAVES OF ALL TIME)
I lied, there are no snakes or oils.

BUT!!!!!!!

There is an ugly runestaff that spews acid and gives you the spell knowledge of major acid!

BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE1!!1!!!!!!!!

The above runestaff has a HOT twin brother named mcsteamy, with steamy flares, and gives you the spell knowledge of minor steam!

Lets make it sssssteamyyyyyy, hisssssssssss.

BUT WAIT, THERE ISN’T MORE!11!!

IF YOU HOLD BOTH OF THESE STAVES AT THE SAME TIME NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!1!!!
BUT YOU WILL BE A PSEUDO, SUPER WIZARD IN MY HEART!11!!

Retser, ASGM